Jason Kelce debuted a facial hair transformation in a preview of the upcoming “New Heights” podcast episode, with Taylor Swift as the surprise guest. The former Philadelphia Eagles player, 37, traded his salt and pepper beard for a jet-black look,

But to be honest, you probably couldn't have avoided the news if you tried, considering the monoculture that emerges whenever Swift announces new music and the ensuing media storm (guilty) that follows her and Travis's every move.