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POP QUIZ PDX: Sassy-Ass Trivia About Sketchy Public Markets, Dipshit Politicians, and That Deeply Stupid "Uncle Sam" Billboard!
HOWDY DO, BRAINY BOTTOM? It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ ...
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Goodbye Long Time Sexter
I told you I would like to eat your ass like Wisconsin voters made Elon eat theirs. To which you replied "What if I told you I actually liked Elon Musk, would you still eat my ass?" The answer is a ...
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To the white boy that keeps barking in my ear
Hey man, this is the second time you’ve done this and if you do it a third time I’m either gonna beat the shit out of you or push you off your stupid little scooter and have your friend add insult to ...